I’m stoked for the Walking Dead season finale on Sunday. It seems like post apocalyptic is in right now. Sometimes I think that I would enjoy the silence if I was the only one left on the planet. It might be nice. Nevermind the crushing loneliness that would set in on day four.
Here are the top ten things I would do if I was the last person on earth.
10. Live on a boat. I don’t think I could live in an abandoned town or city. Super creepy.
9. Drive to New England, take all of the Patriots Superbowl trophies and throw them in Boston Harbor.
8. Take my dog for all the walks that he has deserved to go on for the last three years.
7. Visit several jewelry stores to get a large collection of gold chains. Then I would shave my hair into a mohawk and walk around saying “I pity the fool” for a week straight, just to know what it felt like to be Mr. T.
6. Spend a night in the White House. Get some pictures of myself behind the desk in the Oval Office wearing shorts, flip flops, and a t-shirt that says Leader of the Free World.
5. Finally get around to watching Game of Thrones.
4. I’m not really a car guy, but I’d like to try out that Magnum P.I. Ferrari and see how fast I could make it from New York to Key West.
3. Remember when Tom Hanks made a friend for himself out of a volleyball. I would do the same thing, but I would use golf balls. Golf balls have better names, like Callaway, Dunlop, and Slazenger. Hanks ruined Wilson for me. Also, it would be way easier to tote my posse around.
2. Make a bronze statue of myself and put it in the Pro Football Hall of Fame.
1. Take a nap whenever I felt like it.
LINKS
- Today is the anniversary of the first sighting of the Yosemite valley by European explorers. Here are some National Geographic photos of Yosemite.
- An astronaut once snuck a corned beef sandwich into space. Of course, politicians got upset.
- The other day I dusted off my metal detector and found twelve cents in our yard. Cha-ching! Here is a list of the coolest things ever found with a metal detector.
- I don’t care how many couches the guy jumps on, Tom Cruise makes solid movies. The new Mission Impossible trailer is awesome.
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